Don't touch!

This sign was in an email sent around of funny signs. It made me laugh out loud. I have the mental image of someone creeping up to it undercover of darkness to sneakily touch it and then reading it at the last minute and running away in fear of it's sharpness.

In a sort of related matter, i straightened my hair whilst watching Lost with my brother last night and i was pretending to burn him with the (cold, not even plugged in) straighteners, and he got paranoid that they would fly out of my hands and burn him sitting across the other side of the room. The lead wasn't even long enough to reach him! And how fast would you have to be going for them to fly out of your hand as opposed to just fall on the floor?